Don't/Come Fly With Me!

While the marketing and PR department can throw all the flashy publicity all over the place, I do feel for my friends trapped by the company's harsh reality. I write this revised song for them.

Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away.
If you can't face the very long MEL,
There's a barfbag on your seat,
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away.
Come fly with me! Let's glide down to the sea.
Do the ditching drill, let's arm the slides,
And switch the E-L-T.
Come fly with me! Let's take off to the blue.

Once I get you Up there, where the air is rarified,
We'll just glide, engines dead.
Once I get you up there, I'll switch all the packs to off
You will hear the PR cheer because you got a bargain.

Weatherwise, we shouldn't fly today!
Just say the words, "You go fly those planes"
And I think I'll quit today!
It's perfect for a flying honeymoon, they say.

Come fly with me! Let's fly, let's fly a way.

Oh come on let's fly!

Once I get you Up there, where the air is rarified,
Use the masks, don't be scared.
Once I get you up there, I will avoid all the clouds.
You may hear all the angels cheer coz the girls are so lebay.

Weatherwise, we shouldn't fly today!
You just say those words, "You go fly those planes"
And I think I will quit today!
It's perfect for a flying disaster, I say.

Don't fly with me! Let's fly someone else.
Pack up, let's write a will !